get ready for the catch ...

I had made a pact with my self to never ever listen to Party In The Usa, which i was happy living in the ignorance of not knowing the song.

But then, when i was out today i heard a very annoying song playing and i’m like ‘wtf is this shit’ and then out of nowhere “blahblahblah PARTY IN THE USA !”.
I yelled out ‘DAMMIT’ and i got a few looks, but that store ruined my innocence.

The best kind of jokes are anti-jokes.

charmyourwayout:

growingup:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The police. I’m afraid there’s been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What’s worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Being raped.

Why did the black man die?
Because he was the victim of a race-related gang attack.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

What do you call two niggers playing basketball?
Whatever their names are. If you don’t know their names

What did batman say to robin to get him in the batmobile?
“Robin, get in the batmobile.”

the batmobile joke is my favorite oh my god.
no one gets it at school, though.

So i just changed my tumblr name.

I wanted it to be more annonymous.
It is now officially; thecatch.tumblr.com
No real reason behind it.